I’m leaving you. Oh, please don’t cry. It’s not personal. It’s just that…I have to move on to better and healthier things. I know I haven’t known Almond Butter for too long but it feels right. You and I had some delicious times together but all those hydrogenated oils…my stomach shouldn’t have to take it anymore. Yes, Almond Butter is a bit pricey and slightly high maintenance, with all that stirring, but overall it’s just a better choice.
I’m not forgetting you, PB. I’ll be seeing you – we both know I can’t resist those Reese’s…